What I Meant to Say Wednesday

The doorbell just rang. It was our neighbor, Steve. He brought us these:

What I said:

Thank you so much! That was so nice of you!

What I meant to say:

MARRY ME!!!!!!

What I Meant to Say Wednesday: Volume 1

What I said...

To Miss Teacher at the Minis' school:

Did the kiddos have a good day?

What I meant to say...

Please tell me that my children did not hit, kick, tackle, or pinch other children. Likewise, it would be just fabulous to hear that they did not sneer at or act cheeky towards the teachers, climb on anything they weren't supposed to, pee or poop somewhere they shouldn't have, or rattle off any words that they sure as hell heck couldn't have picked up in our home.